However, during the 90 minutes I heard some ridiculously outrageous medical facts about the body that I stored away in my brain for later writing purposes. Here is the list of 10 of the most outrageous facts I heard during my session of hot yoga.
#1.”Pulling My Knees To My Chest Stimulates And Stretches My Colon, Allowing My Body To Digest Meat”
Interesting, all this time I thought it was Protease that was doing that task for me.
#2. Pushing My Forehead Down To My Ankles Stimulates My Reproductive Organs”
If by “stimulated”, you mean smashed between my thunder muscle thighs, then yes they are very stimulated.
#4. “93% Of All Of My Brain Cells Reside In My Dead Muscle Tissue”
#5. Wait, I am Carrying Around Dead Muscle Tissue?
|Not really scientific, but still deserves one of these.|
#8. “After Leaving Here, You Won’t Be Hungry And You Will Have A Sense Of Calm”
False. Immediately upon leaving I went straight to Qdoba and ordered 3,000 calories worth of burrito meat.